thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohmylaniaison:

#i will never get over tony’s body jolt and blink when she says ‘he’s thirteen.’

He’s totally considering getting into his armour and fleeing…

Honestly, it would be a miracle if Tony DOESN’T have dozens of kids he’s never met all over the movie universe…

(via superblys)

playstation2chainz:

so ur telling me all mothers were born today

(via pizzacop)

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

(via daveychan)

flexed:

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

(via dirkstreusel)